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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons