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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Mondo Duplantis breaks pole vault world record for 12th time - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Witcher 4 Dev Wants Studio To Harness The "Scrappy Energy" That Made Witcher 3 So Successful - GameSpot

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Westinghouse pursuing US nuclear expansion with 10 large reactors after Trump orders: report - New York Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

No way

What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

How are the brains of super geniuses (like Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, Elon Musk, James Clerk Maxwell & Donald Trump) different from the average person’s brain?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Fourth meeting of the International Health Regulations (2005) Emergency Committee regarding the upsurge of mpox 2024 – Temporary recommendations - World Health Organization (WHO)

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Isn't it ironic people always talk about how much women hate Donald Trump, when almost any of them would marry him if they could? What he said in the 2005 Billy Bush video, almost every woman would share the sentiment if it got them his lifestyle.

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Humpback Whale Bubble Rings May Be an Attempt to Communicate With Us - ScienceAlert

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

NASA Releases Its Clearest Mars Images Yet – 140 Million Miles Away, And Everyone’s Noticing The Same Strange Thing - Indian Defence Review

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.